
Dad shares the VERY detailed instructions his wife left him for making lunch for their kids: “She just got back to work and thinks I’m an idiot.”
- The man, believed to be from Long Island, New York, shared a picture with Reddit
- Explained that his wife recently returned from work after maternity leave
- She left him very detailed instructions on how to prepare dinner for her children
A new dad has revealed the very detailed instructions his wife left him, detailing the exact foods his children need for dinner.
The man, believed to be from Long Island, New York, shared a picture Reddit shows his son and daughter’s plates with slips of paper to show what’s going on in each department.
He explained that his wife had recently returned from work after maternity leave and he was now responsible for feeding their children.
He posted the photo, which included a can of beans, canned sweetcorn and two multi-compartment plates.

A new dad has revealed the very detailed instructions his wife left him, detailing the exact foods his children need for dinner
“My wife just got back to work and thinks I’m an idiot,” the father wrote in a post.
She explained that his wife was incredibly concerned about the breakup
“I’m doing everything I can to make her comfortable. I prepared dinner exactly as she asked me to. But I still thought it was pretty funny,” he wrote.
The father was commissioned for his son Serving corn, four ‘Dino’ nuggets with ketchup and honey mustard on the side and a choice of leftover rice or beans.
Meanwhile, her daughter needed meatballs – which are said to be in the fridge – with her Corn and peas that had to be “steamed in the green steamer” and leftover rice “reheated”.
Despite the clear instructions, the father didn’t quite make it






Many fathers referred to the task with a letter: “I can already hear it: “Mom doesn’t do it that way.” …”
“It went pretty smoothly, but apparently I got the wrong temperature for some dishes,” he said.
Many fathers referred to the task with a letter: “I can already hear it: “Mom doesn’t do it that way.” …”
Another said: “Mom was probably trying to save dad from endless toddler tantrums because the ketchup was slightly left. Or the nuggets touching the corn. Toddlers are emotional terrorists.
A third wrote: “That’s better than me as I’m a real jerk and can easily be made to feed my daughter in a way her mother would never approve of. My daughter has long since found out that dad is an easy target.
“If she felt it necessary to create this cheat sheet based on previous observations, then maybe…” joked another.
“Don’t forget to take out the papers,” added one.
“In my family, it prevented a meltdown. Shows how much she loves you and the kids,” said another.